Search This Blog

Monday, June 27, 2011

HOOLIGAN HOUSE RULES


EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE
BELONGS TO THE DOGS:


The couch belongs to the dogs.
The beds belong to the dogs.
The dishes in the dishwasher belong to the dogs.
The toys in the Christmas stash in Dad’s office closet belong to the dogs.
The stuff in Dad’s trashcan belongs to the dogs.
Everything that our nose can touch belongs to the dogs.
Mom’s purse belongs to the dogs.
The stuff in Mom’s purse belongs to the dogs.
The Grandkids belong to the dogs.
Mom and Dad belong to the dogs.
Dad’s paycheck belongs to the dogs.

Any Questions?

I didn’t think so.

AAARRROOOOOOOO!


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

"The stuff in Mom's purse belongs to the dogs" ROFLMAO!!! Meme, you are so funny! Love ya, girl!
Lashes

Ms. A said...

It was the same here, when mine were around and even with that being said, I still miss my dogs!

Lori G said...

ROFL!!! No Duke Sir, No questions at all Sir.

Yum-Yum said...

hee-hee, DD, ya got her trained, trained her good! yup! great minds
think alike, sure do! ROFLMlettuceOut!

Yum-Yum said...

P.S. DD, everytime we visit your Blog it just looks better & better! lurves the changes and improvements you and Ms.A taught your mom! You so deserve to win the contest and we wrote a small essay just a few hundred pages longer than "War and Peace" to ensure you WIN!

gmarch53 said...

Hooligans RULE (wish I were a Hooligan)