This Is PoPie.
He iS a SmAll doG wiTh a biG hEarT.
PoPie goES eXpLORing in tHe fOreSt, aCCompAniEs hiS hOOmaNs
wiTH sTylE and SaSS, aNd toRTureS hiS sQuEaky CoW reguLARLY.
ALSO: PoPie’s MoM sAys he EaTS beARs WHOLE!
Therefore, with much ado and tail wagging and running amuck, we hereby proclaim PoPie G. as a HONORARY HOOLIGAN.
(please remember to sound out the “H” in honorary. It’s very important. Thank you.)