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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME & MAGGIE


It was cold at our house this morning. How cold was it? Well, Dad got up around to let Maggie out for some personal time. He rested in his recliner for a little while and covered up under the purple afghan that Mom leaves on the sofa for decoration. When Maggie came back inside, Dad tossed the afghan back on the sofa, and he went to bed. Leaving the afghan alone and unprotected.

Mom and Dad overslept this morning and when they did get up, they almost tripped over a pudgy purple lump on the den floor. It was snoring. Only the tip of a big black nose was sticky-outy. Mom told Dad to grab his camera phone from beside the recliner to take a pickshure of Maggie and he said no. Mom said, "She looks like a purple sausage! Get the camera!" Dad said no again because he wasn’t quite awake yet. I’m sure that was the reason. Otherwise he would never say no to Mom. ( ! )

But all that talking woke the Princess up and she scurried out of the purple afghan and went running to the kitchen for a real sausage breakfast (Maggie likes to eat first thing in the morning). And so a great photo op was lost forever.

I asked Mom how she knew Maggie was the purple clump and not me.

Mom said, “Because my dear, the floor has never been comfortable enough for you to sleep on all night no matter how many afghans you find unattended.” She knows me so well. I would have been on the sofa with the afghan. With my head on a cushion.

AAARRROOOOOOOO!

4 comments:

Ms. A said...

Way to go, Maggie! You know how to grab a good opportunity when you see it.

The Thuglets said...

You're Mom sure knows you lot so well!

We all like our creature comforts..some just have to be more comfortable than others!

Big Nose Pokes
The THugletsx

Maggie and Mitch said...

We would have been sleepin' on the floor with Maggie. We're not allowed on the sofa. You're so lucky, DD!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

tricia said...

Another laugh out loud piece from Duke! Thanks.