Dear Duke,
My mom cut my hair with scissors and now I look like a mangy street dog instead of a beautiful sheltie-corgi. The cats are laughing at me.
Milly
Milly, pre-scissor attack
Dear Milly,
My mom says that your mom has many special gifts but cutting hair is not one of them. Try to accept that your mom was thinking of your comfort because hot weather is coming. She loves you and she meant well. I hope this thought brings you comfort when the house cats are humiliating you.
Duke
AAARRROOOOOOOO!
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