Mom woke me up this morning and said we were going to have some fun today. We got in the car and zoomed away while Maggie howled and the other Hooligans tried to ignore her. When Mom turned the car onto Business Park Drive, I sat straight up because I knew where we were! We were going to work!
When we got there, I sniffed around and decided to lie down in the middle of the doorway to Mom's office. It seemed like a good place to be; I could see people coming from all directions and alert Mom to them.
But then I met Miss Paula and she said if I was gonna be at work today,
I needed to work today. Huh?
So she showed me the copy machine and the desk
where she wanted me to spend the day.
To which I replied, "NOT THIS BROWN DOG!"
"I'm gonna work the way Mom does!"
Got my coca cola, got my smart phone. That's all the work I'm gonna do today.