tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6790188491347231182.post1561059168753691918..comments2023-05-08T02:32:53.919-05:00Comments on The Howling Hooligan: To Dog Park or Not To Dog ParkUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6790188491347231182.post-11714406717711121842011-04-30T01:36:17.086-05:002011-04-30T01:36:17.086-05:00We agree. We make our own parks in our own home
wi...We agree. We make our own parks in our own home<br />with our own toys and treats and romp with wild<br />abandon until we are so tired we lay down for cuddle time and more treats! Being enslaved by<br />a dog, a guinea pig, or any other four-legged is<br />a commitment! One we prefer to other commitments such as mental institutions and marriage, although mom says they both add up to the same thing. But we do know one thing: if we want to play and interact, we want to do it with our own herdmates with toys and cuddle cups and things we have scented with our own "eau d'poop !" Guinea Pig nation agrees with Duke except for the cat part: if people won't give a dog enough attention, and get a cat, the cat will eventually consume said "owner" in his/her sleep. Believe us! People like that should just watch clouds and leave us animals to those who are willing to give us what we need and love.<br />(i.e. Be enslaved by us.) WHAT?!Chana Meddinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10300515972811499457noreply@blogger.com